Chapter 6 (09-Feb-09)

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My sister was kind enough to send the above video about pythons in Florida. Based on my experience, should you have a confrontation, perform the following steps.
1) Run
2) If stupid, you did not run, so follow this:
a) Measure snake
b) Stand at least 1 snake-length away
c) Stand at tail end, not other end
d) If practicing stupidity, do not push snake, pushing snake is like pushing a chain.
e) Pull snake from tail end.
3) If you do not follow the above steps, I will not hear from you again